As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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