Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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