And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
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Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
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I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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