also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
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Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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