Fuck appropriateness.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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