Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Randomize
