she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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