When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Congratulations! We have a period
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