all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
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He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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