you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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