You made me cry and you don't even care
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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