So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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