she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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