so explain again why im purple
no
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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