thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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