It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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