Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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