Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
