Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
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Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
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You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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