we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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