i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
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I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
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Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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