You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
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whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
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Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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