I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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