we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Dicks are not precious.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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