I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
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This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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