if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
