I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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