Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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