Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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