Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
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So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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