I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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