i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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