i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
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Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
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That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
It's no shave November. This is our time.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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