I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
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Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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