Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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