she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I feel like abortions should bother me more
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
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She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
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Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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