Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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