I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
i now understand why vodka
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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