Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
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Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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