Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
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For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
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Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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