we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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