yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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