ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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