he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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