And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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