I don't think brook has ever known best
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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