party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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