put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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