I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
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Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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