I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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