There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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