Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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