I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
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can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
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So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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