"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
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so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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