Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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