..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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