it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
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Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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