love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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