I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
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I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
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BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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